May282012
  • Mr. Darcy: hey, I just met you
  • Mr. Darcy: and this this crazy
  • Mr. Darcy: but I'm going to act coldly distant to you for a long time, , then awkwardly admit my undying love to you and save you from liking a horrible liar and gambler, then propose to you, telling you I love you not for your beauty but for your mind.
  • Mr. Darcy: so call me maybe.
6PM

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May232012

wishiwerelove asked: Thank you so so much for following :) You've managed to light up my slightly cloudy day... Love Vx

no, thankyou! for being awesome / follow worthy!! have a bright and wonderful day x

May222012

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May212012

kurtluna:

i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move to Ballarat in 1854　

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6PM
through-these-open-eyes: would love a getaway like this.

through-these-open-eyes:

would love a getaway like this.

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May152012

Why D will never know what I'm getting her for her birthday.

  • D: You should give me a clue about my present!
  • Me: No.
  • D: One clue?
  • Me: Ok. You'll like it. Good clue?
  • D: No. Is it smaller than a loaf of bread?
  • Me: Only you would say that.
  • D: I would have thought many people use loaves of bread as a measurement.
8PM
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deeez-nuts:

it just doesn’t get old

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8PM

I never not laugh!

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7PM
ramirezdahmerbundy: Famous Last Words: Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose. - Queen Marie Antoinette after she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner as she went to the guillotine. I can’t sleep. - J. M. Barrie, author of Peter Pan I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis. - Humphrey Bogart I am about to — or I am going to — die: either expression is correct. - Dominique Bouhours, famous French grammarian I live! - Roman Emperor, as he was being murdered by his own soldiers. Dammit…Don’t you dare ask God to help me. - Joan Crawford to her housekeeper who began to pray aloud. I am perplexed. Satan Get Out. - Aleister Crowley – famous occultist. Now why did I do that? - General William Erskine, after he jumped from a window in Lisbon, Portugal in 1813.  Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries’! - James French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution Bugger Bognor. - King George V whose physician had suggested that he relax at his seaside palace in Bognor Regis. It’s stopped. - Joseph Henry Green, upon checking his own pulse LSD, 100 micrograms I.M. - Aldous Huxley (Author) to his wife. She obliged and he was injected twice before his death. You have won, O Galilean. - Emperor Julian, having attempted to reverse the official endorsement of Christianity by the Roman Empire. No, you certainly can’t. - John F. Kennedy in reply to Nellie Connally, wife of Governor John Connelly, commenting “You certainly can’t say that the people of Dallas haven’t given you a nice welcome, Mr. President. I feel ill. Call the doctors. - Mao Zedong (Chairman of China) Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here. - Nostradamus Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around! - Carl Panzram, serial killer, shortly before he was executed by hanging. Put out the bloody cigarette!! - Saki, to a fellow officer while in a trench during World War One, for fear the smoke would give away their positions. He was then shot by a German sniper who had heard the remark. Please don’t let me fall. - Mary Surratt, before being hanged for her part in the conspiracy to assassinate President Lincoln. She was the first woman executed by the United States federal government. Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire when asked by a priest to renounce Satan.

ramirezdahmerbundy:

Famous Last Words:

  • Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose. - Queen Marie Antoinette after she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner as she went to the guillotine.
  • I can’t sleep. - J. M. Barrie, author of Peter Pan
  • I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis. - Humphrey Bogart
  • I am about to — or I am going to — die: either expression is correct. - Dominique Bouhours, famous French grammarian
  • I live! - Roman Emperor, as he was being murdered by his own soldiers.
  • Dammit…Don’t you dare ask God to help me. - Joan Crawford to her housekeeper who began to pray aloud.
  • I am perplexed. Satan Get Out. - Aleister Crowley – famous occultist.
  • Now why did I do that? - General William Erskine, after he jumped from a window in Lisbon, Portugal in 1813.
  •  Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries’! - James French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution
  • Bugger Bognor. - King George V whose physician had suggested that he relax at his seaside palace in Bognor Regis.
  • It’s stopped. - Joseph Henry Green, upon checking his own pulse
  • LSD, 100 micrograms I.M. - Aldous Huxley (Author) to his wife. She obliged and he was injected twice before his death.
  • You have won, O Galilean. - Emperor Julian, having attempted to reverse the official endorsement of Christianity by the Roman Empire.
  • No, you certainly can’t. - John F. Kennedy in reply to Nellie Connally, wife of Governor John Connelly, commenting “You certainly can’t say that the people of Dallas haven’t given you a nice welcome, Mr. President.
  • I feel ill. Call the doctors. - Mao Zedong (Chairman of China)
  • Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here. - Nostradamus
  • Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around! - Carl Panzram, serial killer, shortly before he was executed by hanging.
  • Put out the bloody cigarette!! - Saki, to a fellow officer while in a trench during World War One, for fear the smoke would give away their positions. He was then shot by a German sniper who had heard the remark.
  • Please don’t let me fall. - Mary Surratt, before being hanged for her part in the conspiracy to assassinate President Lincoln. She was the first woman executed by the United States federal government.
  • Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire when asked by a priest to renounce Satan.

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7PM

fuckyeahmovieclub:

“‎So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. It also won’t do in your essays.”—Dead Poets Society (the book)
May142012

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May112012
I really want to do this but I’m always scared of how that person will take it. I obviously mean it in a genuine way, I want to make them a little bit happier on a crappy day. but is that how they take it? or do they see it as a “ha! you look like you’re having a bad day so I’m going to smile at you in a smart-arse kinda way and make you feel worse! ” so then I usually twitch a side of my mouth at the last second before they behind me.And pray their day gets better, even if I have accidentally made it just a little bit worse for smiling / half mouth twitching at them. The joys of being awkward.

I really want to do this but I’m always scared of how that person will take it. I obviously mean it in a genuine way, I want to make them a little bit happier on a crappy day. but is that how they take it? or do they see it as a “ha! you look like you’re having a bad day so I’m going to smile at you in a smart-arse kinda way and make you feel worse! ” so then I usually twitch a side of my mouth at the last second before they behind me.And pray their day gets better, even if I have accidentally made it just a little bit worse for smiling / half mouth twitching at them. The joys of being awkward.

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8PM

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8PM

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